I Love Money Quotes / browse quotes
Pumkin: If I win the money I'm going to get a boob job! 
Megan: Saggy boobs suck. 
Brandi C.: Megan needs to get her head into the game. This is 'I Love Money' not 'I Love Whiteboy' 
Chance: Nah man, I ain't taking it off. MY hair is messed up.
Nibblz: It's okay, I took off mine and look at my hair.
Chance: That's cause you part coyote. Brandi C.: Heat looks funny with the bikini on, that he reminds me of my gay best friend when he puts on my dresses. Megan: "Whats Agility." Brandi C.: "I think somthing that has to do with sports." Brandi C.: If I win this money, I will probably build my Barbie Dream House in the hills. 
Toastee: I know Megan wants us to put on a show and pretend were talking to Lily, but Rodeo is ACTUALLY talking to Lily 
Hoopz: To Midget Mac:"I will throw you in the pool cause you can't swim." Toastee: "Nibblz is going to be out of here as fast as she can say Mithithippi." Toastee: These dummies are lot bigger than Midget Mac is in real life" "And probably a lot smarter too." 
Heather: Everyone is going for that 250 K. Game on bitches! 
Whiteboy: If Pumkin gets rid of you it'll be time to smash some pumkin's Whiteboy: *SMACK* Chance: *SMACK* Toastee: hehe Megan: Power outings are supposed to be about cocktails and massages, Not about being in a dirty boat in a dirty river with some dirty people Brandi C.: "Heather your not in a srip club HONEY i can hear you!!!" 
Real: "It's just like watchin' Rock of love al over again!!!" Brandi C.: "Im better at Swallowing than Spitting." Chance: Im Gunna Call My Brother and Say, "Drown the Pooch" , i want a dead pooch when i get back to that house!!! Chance: I not gonna eat no cow things, no deer dingles and ding dongs, I don't do that. Pumkin: The kind of spitting that i do is for revenge 
Midget Mac: Oh shizzle...Midget Mac's about to drizzle! Brandi C.: Your a f*cking lying bitch. Heather: No Im not, dude, whatever. You guys are floaters! Megan: Yeah your a big ass lying asshole sagging bitch... Heather: Your just pissed because I got 12 Pack, and you didn't!
That's what you wanted! Megan: I wanted him!? Brandi C.: Oh my god! Heather: Youi been up there every f*cking night sneaking around the house! Whatever! Brandi C.: She has been f*cking making out with him every night! Toastee: I like my dummy, I look skinny and cute and I'm wearing a pretty dress Pumkin: Well if i win the money than i would get a boob job! Megan: Saggy boobs suck! Pumkin: What did you say?
Oh Miss Paris Hilton over there is tring to start shit already!
Bitch at least my are real! Megan: Then why do you want to get a boob job then? Pumkin: i have no idea what cayenne pepper is, so i figured i'd just rub it all in my eyes. Brandi C.: "I don't know if Megan is a manipulative person but it's starting to work" Pumkin: "...and they were all like ai-yi-yi-yi-yi! I mean I have Mexican family members, but they're just not ...THAT Mexican." [on traditional Mexican dancing power outing] 
Entertainer: Frank's Moving Service at... your..... service. Hoopz: PUMKIN YOUR A WHITE DUM RACHET ASZ FONEY DICUSSING ASS HOE THATS WHY YOU WAS SUCKING AND FUCKING FLAV UP HOE GET IN 'REAL YOU SO CUTE CUT THE CHASE WHATS UP WIT US Brandi C.: At the end of the day you can pour juice and drinks on me, but I will never be as ugly as Pumkin and Toastee and that's what they have to live with. Pumkin: I eliminated a Stallionare! Me! One as Pumkin! 
12 Pack: I gotta be honest. . .no birthday cake is gonna save you from bein' in that box Rodeo. Heather: your not even on our team Hoopz: ok and all yall suck Heather: shut up dude Entertainer: now thats a true team player Hoopz: shut the fuck up bitch 
Destiny: "Mr. Boston has the whitest D*ck i have ever seen on a male." Whiteboy: If My Boy Chance Goes Home Tonight, We Gon be Smashin Some Pumkins Nibblz: "I beat up geeks like Mr.Boston everyday." Entertainer: You know what time it is? It's time to get Hoopz out of this mother f*ckin' house! That's what time it is! Toastee: "My mom always said ladies don't spit so i don't think i'll be any good at this." Entertainer: I LOVE MONEY!!!!!! Entertainer: "Destiney! Why did you LEAVE me?!" Pumkin: Just because you're taller doesn't mean you're fucking bigger! Megan: Obviously! Brandi C.: It's not the Boston charm, it's the Boston creep, creepy, creeptastic, creepazoid, creepo, creepy, creep!!! Megan: If i win the money, I would spread the word about mentally challenged dogs! Pumkin: I eliminated a Stallionare. Me! Blonde ass Pumkin! Entertainer: "If they vote off Destiny im going to blow this F**king house up." 
Rodeo: You cake is ****** history