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Blayne: "My cat's leatha, I like to watch leatha TV, my husband's leatha, all my kids came out of me leatha..." 
Stella: "C'mere Blayne, where are you diapers? Remove that piece of leather from the center of your teeth, you got a gap between em" Blayne: "I love ya, leatha face!" 
Leanne: "if I here that word one more time i will barf and i guess that would barf-licious" 
Terri: "I dunno what he's packing, balls or vajayjay, but he needs to work that out, cause I ain't got no babies, ain't nobody sucking on my titties." 
Jerrell: [about Terri] She has 2 faces, count 'em. Two faces. Two faces and four patterns. Don't trust the bitch! Leanne: No, it's not going to snap at the crotch. Blayne: Oh, then I don't like it anymore. 
Daniel: My taste is very sophisticated. 
Kenley: [uncontrollable laughter] Sorry, don't mind me! Blayne: Holla atcha boy, Tim. 
Tim: Holler at your boy? Holler? Holler? I don't get it. Blayne: It's like, Holla at ya dawg! 
Suede: "Suede's a bisexual saggitarius and loves long walks on the beach and really loves working with small pieces of fabric!" Leanne: "Even licious is licious" 
Joe: "Varla has actually left me her boobs and her bra which I thank her very much for." Jerrell: "I'm not quite sure what Blayne is trying to sell with all his -licious this and -licious that, but I wish he'd put it back in his case, close it up, and take it to the girl next door." Jerrell: (waking up) "can't wait to see Keith's Wookie-onesie come to life on the runway" Blayne: (cries wookie groans) Stella: "I'ma true cavegirl. I like leatha, and I like fur." Blayne: So crazy to see like everybody's a normal person...my model comes in, Miss Understood, her name's actually Alex...so he's a boy...he's just this normal short little mexican dude. Stella: "..and if they say anything about black, I'll say there're a lot of bikers in this country that watch the Olympics." 
Keith: "I wouldn't trust my taste. Apparently it's questionable." 
Michael: I mean c'mon, she's pooping fabric! Stella: Jerrell's outfit is pretty classy, however, these broads aren't classy... Michael: I think I need those boots! Terri: Ain't no one suckin on my titties! Blayne: "Did you have any dreams?" Suede: "We all had to make sweetheart neckline dresses out of chiffon and Pop Tarts." Blayne: "Did you drink before you went to sleep?" Jerrell: I grabbed a headlight, you know, maybe I'll work it into a brooch. Stella: (about judges & Rachel Zoe calling her last design disjointed) "I think they were clueless because they weren't open minded and I think the stylist with the oversized muumuu and waistband didn't know any better. I really mean it." Michael: One of my aunts would have worn that dress, you know, it's like a good bar mitzvah moment. Kenley: I wasn't going for elegeant, Heidi! Leanne: "You're grabbing my crotch, Kenley." Blayne: "I saw her (DVF) give me the little googly-eye when I met her, and she loves a tan so it's in the bag." Keith: Y'know living in Utah, I don't have a lot of opportunities to get out and this was supposed to be my opportunity... Terri: "I am loving Korto's scarecrow! Man she has to do a whole lotta pressing to get those arms down cause right now it's lookin like Jeepers Creepers and everyone is going to have to run for cover when this thing comes attackinn you." Tim: "don't bore Nina!" Blayne: "I love your face" to Tim. 
Jerry: "I'm going to make a raincoat." Blayne: (To Stella) Love your leather face! Kenley: I guess I should have improved my attitude. --upon learning that Tim was the surprise judge. Blayne: If I were a drag queen then my name would be neon-licious.
And you can be leatha-licious (to Stella). What would you guys be? (to everyone). 
Korto: I would be annoyed-licous. Kenley: Do I look like Britney Spears? The good years? Jerrell: "Kenley Spears would be rocking this at Madison Square Garden and then probably kicking her panties off and falling asleep in the back of the limosine. You know? That's the type of outfit I've created." Jerrell: “I do have tulle that I’m not going to use, but Kenley’s a one-trick pony and I’m not assisting her in any way. She threw her eyes on that tulle sitting on my table and it’s not gonna happen like that.”
Korto: “I’m probably not using mine, either. I can’t feel bad for Kenley. She’s rude to Heidi, she’s rude to Tim. When you have an ugly attitude it just makes you ugly, and it makes everything you make ugly. I don’t feel sorry for her.” Jerrell: “I can’t wait to see how this all pans out! I’m going to stay tuned!
Jerrell: I think it's really theraputic. Tim: It's theraputic unless you're Joan Crawford, and a control freak, and you don't want the bloom to fade. Jerrell: "You can work on Nancy Reagan tomorrow." (to Joe) Terri: "Maybe he can count the pins the fall on the floor." (about Keith) Tim: This is not fashion camp Stella: "dah dah dah.. I'm not even dealing with rushing around like a fool. How embarrassing, like rushing... I'm not moving." Suede: Here we go, this is blood for fashion and I'm bleedin' it, baby! 
Heidi: C'mon, Schatz, let's go... Daniel: Thats so Chic!!!